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I Get Questions...

Time to Empty Out the 2001 Mailbag (Part II)

I love getting e-mails for a couple of reasons. One is for the interaction aspect. It is my opportunity to personally interact with people who read what I write. Another is the learning aspect. I have said many times I learn as much as anyone reading this weekly column by writing it. And also, I love to receive e-mails because it shows that there really are people reading my columns!

Surprisingly, there are times when I get a bit flooded or behind with e-mails. While that is a great thing (for me, anyway), it can sometimes be impossible to answer every question I receive. Since when did I become Dr. Ruth or Dear Abby? (smile) As I wrap up my first year writing for  www.e-crap.com and www.sexyads.com, I wanted to take the next few weeks to answer some of the questions I may not have answered personally. Some of these I may have already answered (but the questions were too good to leave out), and I promise never to divulge the innocent (or not so innocent) questioners!

Here are the second batch of unedited questions, with my heartfelt answers:

I have sex on my mind 24/7... My girlfriend does it too to me. Do you have any suggestions for me on how to boost our sexual morality?

Once again, people think I am Dr. Jenn! I'm not sure about boosting sexual "morality." I guess some strict moralists would already say you are damned for life for practicing sex before marriage. So I guess from a morality angle, stop having sex and go to confession! If you are talking about how to increase your amount of sex, I would suggest you read my column a few weeks ago about masturbation, and some of the wonderful techniques available. 

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How many calories in the average male ejaculation?

Approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. The reader who sent me this question also provided the answer. Good thing, because I had no interest in finding out myself! But for all you diet and protein fanatics... Here's a low-cal alternative!

hi jenn! well how the hell do you claim to know the speed of man's ejaculate?

Average speed is 28 MPH. Well, to be honest I have never pointed a radar gun at a partner's penis while he ejaculates. I'm one of those crazy folks who reads. And this number has been rather widely accepted by several sex studies and manuals. If it's good enough for the text book, who am I to dispute? Personally, I thought it was a lot faster. I've seen quite a spout and quite a height reached after one of my expert hand-jobs! Especially when you rub the foreskin just right, and stroke just under the head a certain "Jenn" way... :)

What is the general opinion about circumcision in the United States... do people really still believe in the "hygiene aspect"???

I think I answered this one to the person already, and my gut feeling says most of my reader's might not be interested in my opinions. This is not really "Sex Crap" topic matter. I want to get dirtier and naughtier, and this kind of topic could set me back many months!

You said there is no reason not to masturbate. I can think of a good one! When it takes sexual energy away from your relationship!

I answered this one personally as well, because it was a great point. I am a proponent of masturbation (yes, I masturbate! Shocking, isn't it?) I stressed that there was no physical or emotional reason not to masturbate. However, as stated in the question, an overabundance of masturbation certainly can take sexual energy away from the relationship. Look, I'm human. If I'm horny, I have sex. If I cannot have sex at that time for whatever reason, I masturbate. Do whatever you must. Work out the two together. And if sexual intercourse is threatened, masturbate less. Again, writing it doesn't mean I can make sense of it!

Any ideas where I can lists or ideas for positions?

I have been wanting to write a column on this. I'm thinking about soliciting the wildest sex positions from our readers, and posting them. Now that I mention it again, I think I will. I already have a list of "research" people, and if you'd care to join, e-mail me!

More questions (Part III - the final installment) answered next week. Till then...

 

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