| 1 |
Take
some time and think about what you really
want, because knowing that sure narrows the
field. |
| 2 |
Describe
yourself first. A quick mention of your physical
characteristics if you have facial hair, are
very tall, very short, very thin or very heavy,
otherwise it doesn't matter. It is not important
to give the length, girth or potency of your
penis (or other body part) in a personal ad.
If you find someone you like, all those things
are left to share between you. |
| 3 |
Tell
about your interests - golf, hockey, movies,
books (you can't stay in bed all the time!) |
| 4 |
Write
about why you're placing an ad and what you
hope to get from it. |
| 5 |
Tell
what sort of physical characteristics make
you feel sexy. |
| 6 |
Show
us, don't tell us that you have a sense of
humor, show it in your ad. |
| 7 |
If
you're uncomfortable describing yourself,
upload a photo that shows you at your best.
If you're a happy person, upload a happy photo! |
| 8 |
Be
creative! Write a poem, talk about your
dog or anything that would make someone want
to know more about you. |
| 9 |
Think
about why someone would benefit from knowing
you and loving you, then tell about that.
You know what you want to know about other
people, so tell those things about yourself. |
| 10 |
Don't
be negative. NEVER say "I'm getting
over a relationship where I was dumped and
I need a friend to feel better." |
| 11 |
Age
is only a number and is no reflection on a
person's sexiness or personality. However,
if age is important to you, write that you're
looking for a person in a certain age range.
Please don't ask for any woman between 18-99.
You won't get replies, as you're screaming
that you'll take anything. |
| 12 |
A
laundry list of what you're looking for in
another person to satisfy your needs is going
to get no response. Remember, relationships
are partnerships, even if you're looking for
casual sex. If it's not good for both, you're
going to be wanking alone. |
| 13 |
It
IS important to let others know if there is
a particular type of person you're looking
for. If you want someone who shares
a fetish of yours, by all means list it and
anything else that you have determined you
won't live without. |
| 14 |
I
can't say it enough times, if you can't spell,
then use a spell checker. Write your ad in
a word processing program and check it and
then cut and paste it into your ad. If you
don't know how to cut and paste, write to
us and we'll tell you how. You have
one chance at a first impression and if every
3rd word is misspelled, you won't come across
as bright or intelligent, even if you are. |
| 15 |
Be
honest, it's easier and you don't have to
remember anything. |
