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50 Reeeeaally Bad Pick-Up Lines
 

  1. Is that a Tic-Tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  2. What's a nice body like you doing with a face like this?
  3. Maybe it's all the beer talkin', but I would LOVE to throw up at your place tonight.
  4. Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
  5. Excuse me, you're sitting on my SSI check.
  6. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
  7. Wanna see the scar from when I got shanked in the pen?
  8. Hey Big Boy - wanna play father figure to my three unruly teens?
  9. Could I interest you in a copy of Watchtower ?
  10. My mom says I'm the best kisser in the neighborhood.
  11. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  12. Mind if I breastfeed?
  13. Pretty cool funeral, huh?
  14. You look like the kind of girl that doesn't make men pay for sex.
  15. Good news, the test results are negative!
  16. Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
  17. Well, I lost the bet.
  18. If you scream I'll kill you!
  19. You look familiar - haven't I stalked you before?
  20. Hi. I'm a Mormon.
  21. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  22. You know, my infection has cleared up.
  23. I'll make out with that hot girl sitting next to you if that will make you happy.
  24. Would you like to take a free personality test?
  25. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  26. I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle!
  27. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?
  28. Could you help me potty?
  29. Is that wedding ring real?
  30. I'm in the Libertarian party.
  31. Bleah. You ever hear of "deodorant"?
  32. I'd like to staple raw bacon all over your body.
  33. Yup, your search is finally over.
  34. Let's have dinner on my Garfield plates.
  35. We could spoon at my place...my mom's out for the night.
  36. You, me and a tub full of flan...
  37. I'm wearing a condom right now.
  38. I haven't had sex since the Carter administration.
  39. Wanna see my gun collection?
  40. Your trailer or mine?
  41. You look like you need to be moistened.
  42. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
  43. I've got real bad cramps.
  44. Who's your Pimp?
  45. My purse is made from human skin.
  46. Do you have any cortisone at your house...?
  47. Going to your place may violate my probation.
  48. My 'roids are flaring up again.
  49. Is that... mayo on your chin?
  50. I need to marry someone tonight so I can stay in the country.

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