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Better
Tasting Semen
Our
research suggests you really are what you eat!
Here at
SexyAds and SA Gazette, one of the questions most frequently
asked is this: “How can I make my semen taste better?”
We’re
always happy to hear our members being so considerate of their
sex partners, so we decided to look into it for you (to be
honest, we were kind of curious ourselves).
The first
thing we found out was that no empirical scientific studies
have been conducted to confirm that diet is directly related
to the taste of a person's ejaculate (we imagine this has
something to do with the difficulties associated with
obtaining funding and recruiting tasters).
Still, while
there’s obviously nothing doing in the lab, we knew there
would be thousands of people out there conducting their own
experiments.
As it turns
out, someone has written an entire book on this sort of thing.
It’s called Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know
and in it we found the following extract:
“Since
semen is a body fluid produced by your partner, its taste and
quality will reflect his physical health. Drugs, alcohol,
stress and diet all greatly affect the taste and consistency
of a man's semen. Changing your diet can create a dramatic
change in semen taste.
“For
instance, try having your partner drink a lot of pineapple
juice for several days and then taste his semen. It will be
very sweet."
"When a
man drinks a lot of bitter beverages, such as coffee or
alcohol, his semen will tend to have a bitter taste to it. A
man who eats a lot of animal proteins (especially red meat),
which dump acid by-products into the blood, will also tend to
have a more acid-tasting semen."
We thought
this was a good start but, as the old saying goes, you can’t
believe everything you read. So we went to the real experts:
the folks who inhabit the chatrooms of this world.
Once we’d
waded through the many jokes that were going on, we discovered
that, as well as pineapple juice, there was some anecdotal
evidence to suggest that cinnamon might also produce
sweeter-tasting semen.
Apparantly,
this is because the chemicals that give foods like pineapples
and cinnamon their taste are able to travel around in the
blood stream, and move across membranes into the semen.
Others
recommended celery, parsely and any kind of fruit as ways to
make cum more palatable.
As for the
no-no’s, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol,
red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods,
broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might
call generous to your gism.
And for all
those chocoholics out there, here’s the bad news: M&Ms
may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter
blowjob.
So, to
summarize, here’s a checklist of do’s and don’ts to help
make your semen more succulent (or should that be suck-ulent?)
Do eat/drink:
Pineapple juice, cinnamon, parlsey, celery, any kind of
fruit.
Don’t
eat/drink:
Alcohol, coffee, red meat, onion, garlic, dairy foods
(especially
milk), broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus and chocolate.
We can’t
promise that this advice will make your semen taste like a
vanilla milkshake, but there sure can’t be any harming in
trying it. If you do, we hope it makes giving head ‘loads’
more enjoyable for your partner.
Footnote: Our
favorite line in the chatrooms came from a young woman in
Oklahoma and went something like this: If you blew a guy who
ate lots of chili, you could say ‘oh baby, you’re sooo
hot!’
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