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Fake Tits - EEWWW!
Edited from an article at
e-crap.com
by Rita G
I cant stand when people assume my tits are fake. It's like
wearing a diamond and having people insist it’s a cubic
zirconium.
Besides, most of the sexiest women in the world don’t have
large breasts – some of the women that I most admire or lust
after and think are sexy as HELL are barely a B-cup. Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez are sex icons and they are
small breasted.
Rita's 14 strongly head beliefs
about breasts 1) If you feel
inadequate as a woman, the problem to address is in your head,
not your chest. Self esteem first, cosmetics after! If you
ignore that, you are doomed to disappointment. A lot of
people who think a cosmetic change like this is going to fix
their lives end up despondent and suicidal when they find
they're still the same person with the same life. This is
such a common problem that cosmetic surgeons have to pay a lot
of attention to weeding out patients who might be suicide
risks. Getting chest surgery to improve your self-esteem is
like buying a girdle to improve your eyesight: you're
addressing the wrong problem.
2) Breasts
probably have a wider range of natural healthy variation than
any other body part... and we seem to be trying to forget
this. If we act as if only one subset of the range of
variation is good -- as the entertainment and advertising
industries are currently doing -- we condone and reinforce a
mindset that says ordinary people are defective. We distort
our sense of what is normal and end up treating healthy people
(including ourselves) as if they were pitiable freaks. Every
additional person who gets that surgery adds to the
marginalization of those who don't.
3) Treating your
own normal body as being defective is an act of self-hatred.
(That doesn't mean you
feel hatred for yourself... but the way you feel
about yourself is as much a result of such actions as a cause
of them.) Acting on this in a public way and flaunting the
results before everyone rubs this off on other people; it
becomes not only self-hatred but an act that carries hatred to
other women. You're like Michael Jackson bleaching his skin
and having his nose narrowed -- the message that sends to
other African-Americans is hardly a positive one.
4) What the fuck
do you think you're really accomplishing by getting implants?
If you examine your goals, you may find they are not very
rational or realistic. Unless you're a stripper or are
dedicating your whole life to the goal of marrying an elderly
millionaire, the implants are probably not going to bring you
much closer to what you really want. What are you really
after? You'd better take a hard look at that question before
you act on the assumption that implants will get it for you.
5) If you want
more male attention, implants may increase the quantity but
only with a corresponding decrease in quality. You'll
probably get your biggest gains in approval among guys who are
most prone to objectifying you, and least prone to treating
you as an equal. The guys who like implants the best are
those who prefer pornography to live women, and probably find
ordinary women a turn-off if they're not somehow
artificialized by things like fake hair, shaving, ridiculous
shoes, and so on. Implants can be very artificializing.
6) If you want
to like your body better, the way to do it is to start liking
the body you've got
better. If your mindset toward your body is negative, no
change of appearance will ever eliminate that! If you think
it will, you end up chasing an illusion. When you are in the
habit of always finding fault with your body, you will never
run out of faults to find... indeed, you'll only find more and
more as you get older. It's a trap, and changing your body
won't get you out of it -- the one thing that will is to
change the fault-finding way of treating yourself. If I
treated you that way, I'd be an intolerable asshole... so why
treat yourself that way? If you keep hitting your forehead
with a rock, that doesn't mean you need a tougher forehead --
it means it's time to put down the rock.
7) If you want a
spicier love life... Jesus Christ, if you think implants will
help there, I suggest you stick your head into a bucket of ice
water until you come to your senses. The only way implants
ever help people's love lives is as a temporary crutch to get
over inhibitions caused by body shame. This effect
wears off. The
only lasting way to remove such shame and inhibition is to
tackle them directly -- for instance, to just start
unconditionally refusing to view yourself as something to be
ashamed of, and then working with whatever obstacles come up
in trying to stick to that. It's slow to change but nothing
can stop you if you stick to that decision. (And
incidentally, it just might revolutionize your whole life.)
8) There are
studies that use psychological tests to measure self-esteem
changes after getting breast implants. Some found a slight
improvement after three years, other tests found no change at
all. The tests that found a slight improvement did
not compare the
sample group with a control group of people who didn't get
surgery, to check against how much people tend to gain in
self-esteem just by living. (Usually it's young people who
have the most trouble with self-esteem.)
9) The worst
time to get implants is when you're young. You already have a
body that, in twenty years, you will wish you had. And yet
when you're older you may be far more immune to the wishful
thinking that tells you that a body part bought from a store
shelf can improve your life. Imagine yourself twenty or forty
years older and full of wisdom about life. What do you think
that wiser future self would tell you to do? For that matter,
imagine if you could ask God for an opinion. What do you
think God would suggest as the wisest and truest course for
your life? If the answer you get is different from what you
think you want, that shows that something inside you actually
knows better. Ignore that deeper wisdom at your peril.
10) Boob jobs
cost a lot of money. If you're not rich, giving yourself
implants means depriving yourself of something else quite
substantial, which might do you more good.
11) Boob jobs
are like stage makeup: they look good at a distance. They
look better on you from 50 feet than from 10 feet, better from
10 feet than from one foot, better in a photograph or video
than in real life, and better with more clothing than they do
with less. They're at their worst when the distance is most
intimate.
12) The more we
see blown-up boobs, the more we learn to recognize them
instead of being fooled. The more we learn to recognize them,
the less attractive they are. The more people are exposed to
these bug-eye bosoms, the more often they are going to start
seeing them as unattractive instead of as appealing. I've
been seeing them that way for years now.
13) If I am not
making myself clear, let me spell it out right now:
implants are fucking ugly!
Implants only look good on the level of first impressions.
Expect people in your life to react with an initial charge
followed by a gradual accumulation of disgust. Anyone who
likes you over the long term will do so in spite of them, not
because of them -- the same as they would if you had a glass
eye.
14) Then again
maybe you won't, because your implants probably won't last
until then. Those who know say that anyone who gets implants
should not keep them more than ten or fifteen years without
either removing them or replacing them with a fresh set. This
is because the container, though it's rugged when new, loses
its strength and eventually becomes fragile. That means more
surgery, with more expense and more risk... but not as much
risk as leaving the old ones in place until they break or
their contents leak out. One reason the rate of implant
surgery keeps rising is because at least half of them are
repeats.
Even if your body
were absolutely perfect in every respect, you'd have to lose
all your perfect traits one by one as you got older, until in
the end you lose everything and your body can't even stay
alive. There is no reward at the end of the pursuit of a
physical ideal, and if we set ourselves up in competition with
everyone around us, there is no way to win. No matter what,
we have to live with shortcomings and find a way to be happy
with them, sooner or later. Why not sooner?
Whatever
you do – DON’T EVER ASK ME IF MY TITS ARE REAL!!! But do
pass this on to any shallow, insecure chicks you think might
benefit from some of this information.
Peace - Rita G
Editor's Note: The opinions
given in this article are solely those of Rita G as a
free-thinking individual. Rita's opinions do not necessarily
reflect those of SAGazette. |
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