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RITA G-SPOT
By Rita G
First I'd like to apologize to those of you who waited so long
for me to write my next column.... but the wait is over and
this month's topic was definitely worth the wait!! I think we
all remember the episodes on Howard Stern where he had girls
on the show who were unhappy with the appearance of their
vagina, right? They were stigmatized by conditions some of us
call 'moose-knuckle', 'camel-toe', 'bat-wings',
'beef-curtain'... for lack of a more imaginative term - just
very unsightly vagina's.... that's got to be the worst... I've
seen pussies that actually hurt my eyes to look at them...
like 'put that thing away, before you hurt someone with it'...lol.
This may be one of those stupid questions only a female would
ask, but how do they expect someone to want to eat it when it
looks so.... disgusting?
I mentioned the Stern Show because it turns out I met the
doctor Howard had on the show who invented the surgery for
re-shaping and sculpting the private area on women - it's
called Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation. I was in LA shooting a DVD
I'm creating to sell on my site and a friend suggested we use
his cousin's house for the jacuzzi scene we planned... and of
course his cousin in Dr David Matlock. Well I get there and
within minutes he's making me a proposal to be the
spokesperson for his newly patented procedure called G-Spot
Amplification. he gets TONS of media coverage about his work
and every major magazine (men's and women's) has written
articles on his procedures, well he gets the idea that it
would benefit us both if he offers me as the person they can
interview and photograph and give first hand testimonial....
aaaaannnnd the only way I can do that is if I actually have
the G-Spot amplification performed on me in real life, right?
cuz you know I wanna be truthful in my account and everything,
hehe...
So I showed up at Dr Matlock's ultra glitzy offices in
Hollywood right on the 'chi-chi' part of sunset blvd... fancy
furniture, flat screen tv's on every wall etc.. etc.. after
filling out a survey see how much I know about the g-spot the
doctor walks me through every step of the procedure and tells
me what to expect. He sends me into the room alone and tells
me to 'practice' finding my G-SPOT, and then let him know when
I've found it. Well, I took my sweet time and knocked on the
door to let him know I was finished 'finding' my g-spot:-)
next he verifies the spot (using what else - his finger) and
inserts a speculum to take an exact measurement. He follows by
injecting a tiny amount of collagen into the g-spot and this
all takes less than 5 minutes. whew! That wasn't so hard. I
ask how long do I wait before having sex? 4 hours, "I think
I
can wait that long" I reply.... lol
The result? drumroll........ %$@#*&%$ AMAZING!!! There are no
words to describe the intensity of the orgasms I am
experiencing now. The sensation consumes me.... I come out of
it feeling like I've been reincarnated or something... I have
4-5 in one love-making session, not only do they occur faster
and easier than before - but each one is so much more
filling... on the one hand I am completely elated to have made
this discovery but on the other hand I am pissed that I've
gone 20 some-odd years of my life not knowing it could be like
this. that's okay better late than never:-)!
THE FACTS
G-SPOT amplification is a revolutionary scientific
breakthrough that enhances and enlarges the G-SPOT. it is a
safe, drug-free, fast, painless and effective procedure that
takes less than five minutes in a doctors office. the effects
of the g-shot injection can last up to 4 months. in the
clinical instigations women report the procedure immensely
increased their sexual gratification and heightened their
state of arousal (i can vouch for that - suddenly i feel
aroused when i do my squats, yoga, or just driving over bumps
in the car - this is not a complaint, though!)
WHERE IS THE G-SPOT?
The G-SPOT is an area of sensitive tissue located behind the
pubic bone and around the urethra. It can be massaged or
stimulated by reaching up about two finger joints distance on
the upper surface of the vagina. The area may be located by
massaging (with your finger) the wall of the vagina between
the pubic bone and the cervix. It is often necessary to press
firmly into the area to reach the spot. If already aroused,
some women will find that stimulation to this area leads to an
INTENSE orgasm.
THE G-SHOT will enlarge the g-spot so it is easier to locate
and help the woman gain maximum pleasure
HISTORY OF THE G-SPOT
In 1950, the International Journal of Sexology published a
groundbreaking article by Dr. Earnest Grafenberg (1881-1957).
the obstetrician/gynecologist described an area in the vagina
loaded with nerve tissue which, when stimulated, intensified
sexual arousal and led to almost instant orgasm. in his honor
for this remarkable discovery, the area was referred to as the
"G-Spot"
Well, that's all folks..... I'll keep you all posted on my
'progress' (smile) there will be a website and a book
published to make this procedure very popular and in demand
all over the country.... in fact I just finished doing an
interview with VOGUE (UK) magazine and many others are calling
each day.....
Till next time
me
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Rita
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