Sonja's Sojourns - Promises, Promises

Sonja Katz is a freelance writer and SexyAds member who imparts her wit and wisdom in her semi-monthly column.

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A response on a previous article about snoring.

Hi, your article brought back some memories, I was one of those guys that could wake the dead on the other side of the world with my snoring, I went through the surgery for it, very painful, and unfortunately, not very effective. I had met a woman from online, we were getting along great, then one night she asked me to sleep over, I agreed, and was soon awakened by her easing out of the bed. When I asked her where she was going, she said she was going to sleep on the sofa, because my snoring was keeping her up. We made love for a while, then I got dressed and went home. It wasn't long after that we split up. I'm not one for being petty or picky, but, I don't want to spend the rest of my life with someone that has to sleep on the sofa because I snore. So, maybe one day I'll find someone that can put up with it, if not, I'm facing a life of sleeping alone and late night rides home. So don't feel ! ! ! ! bad, it happens to more of us than you think. Take care, keep up the great articles. T

Sonja's Sojourns – an Irreverent Look at Internet Dating

By Sonja Katz

Promises, Promises …

There's always plenty to do at the beginning of a new year, and although I don't ordinarily like painting myself into a corner by making promises I can't possibly keep, this year seemed ripe for resolutions.

The key word here, is "seemed." I have already scuttled some of my noble intentions, not having the spine to back up some of those things which would make my online dating experiences more honest, if not more fun.

For example, I thought it would be a good idea to stop using my Web cam at an angle which shows a clean work surface (actually a poster of one) in the background; anyone who knows me (or any other writer, for that matter,) would know the ruse as soon as they realized the place didn't have that usual, "freshly-bombed" look of my office.

Also, it's probably not really nice of me to offer to show my pussy to unsuspecting victims over the Web cam, only to hold up one of the kittens that's usually roaming around my house. From what I understand, that one's not very popular with the other party who has disrobed in their cubicle at work, pointer in hand, and at the ready for more than indicating their progress on a chart. It's been my personal experience that the pussy thing is only mildly amusing once per video chat. After that, you've either gotta ante up with the real deal, or make sure they never, ever find out where your office really is.

Eating problems: I've decided that any dates who have a problem with the way I eat, can just find somebody else to do it. Dieting? I blow that one (what double entendre?) regularly without ever needing a New Year's resolution.

So, what's left? I still haven't blown a couple of my resolutions: Not answering sexual proposals with hysterical laughter, and not standing up on the table in the restaurant and screaming at the top of my lungs, "What do you mean you forgot to bring the condoms!" on the first date.

Okay, so I haven't had any good sexual proposals or hot restaurant dates yet this year … but it's always good to have my resolve in place – just in case.

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