The Top Ten Sexy Stocking Stuffers

Christmas is here again. Time to put up the decorations and dust off the

stockings, and oversized socks. If you have nieces, nephews or children,

you've probably been badgered for months with lists of Christmas wants,

needs and must haves. You may have bought your special someone a gift for

under the tree, but what are you going to give them privately? Oh the

dilemma of what put in his or her Christmas stocking!!

Well, fret no more. Here are some tips on lots of sexy things to put in

your lovers stocking.

There is something thrilling about hanging up a stocking at the end of

your bed at night, to find it filled up with all sorts of surprises in the

morning. If you don't have a stocking, use a pillow-case and decorate it

with some ivy, or some tinsel, get the hobbytex paints out and write their

name on it, use some glitter, or make a special stocking, and include it

in their pillowcase for next year.

In order to get a good balance of gifts you need to titillate all the

senses. Include in the stocking: 1.  Something fun, 2.  Something to eat

3.  Something to claim 4.  Something sensual 5.  Something to listen to 6.

 Something to stimulate the brain 7.  Something to read 8.  Something sexy

9.  Something desired 10. Something daring

1. Something Fun (For the child in him or her):

Christmas time for many adults is also holiday or vacation time. Time to

unwind and have fun. If your lover needs prompting and some silliness in

their life, include some items with this is mind. Small items like a golf

ball, tees and a golf club voucher for a day's play; a gift certificate

for 'Wet-and-Wild' along with blow-up floaties; a yo-yo, a skipping-rope,

a frisbee... you get the idea. Fun, but childish things help get the

adrenaline pumping. Slip things into the stocking you normally may not, or

be too embarrassed to give. If s/he is always late, try a cheap plastic

watch, or something really silly like fake ice-cubes, a squirty flower, or

hand-buzzer. 

2. Something To Eat (Sexy Munchies!):

A stocking ain't a stocking without food. Include something fresh, an

orange always smells beautiful. Include something sweet; special

chocolates, liqueur chocolates, or hand crafted choccies. If have the

talent, (and the nerve) make your own There are moulds in the shape of

breasts, erect penis' and nipples! You'd be surprised how many men dig

chocolate! Cookies or biscuits can come in any flavour or shape. Everybody

loves lollies! Add some lollipops, an all-day-sucker, or a long lollypop

on a stick. You'd be surprised where some people can actually put those

things! :-)  Add something savory such as cheeses, crackers, smoked

seafood, pies and fruits, gourmet meats or snacks, jams and syrups and

other mouth watering goodies.

3. Something To Claim (Sexy Gifts):

You can make these yourself, or buy gift vouchers from a store that you

know s/he loves. For him, maybe a sports or clothing store. For her,

perhaps a beauty salon, a new hairdo, or a favourite clothing shop. If you

are lean on funds you can make these yourself. Get some nice coloured

paper, and some felt-tip pens, or print some card-type vouchers out on

your computer and colour them in, you could even get them laminated. Ideas

such as: a) A DIRTY WEEKEND VOUCHER: "This voucher is for a weekend away

for the two of us, at the resort or location of your choice. The timing

for the weekend is also at your discretion." b) BUBBLE BATH VOUCHER: "A

soothing, bubble bath for one (or two) will be supplied on request.

Champagne, cocktails and music are available as optional extras." c)

ROMANTIC DINNER VOUCHER: 'We will share an exquisite and intimate

candlelit dinner, which I shall create for just the two of us, with the

menu of your choosing." d) NIGHT ALONE VOUCHER: "I promise to be available

to you for one entire night with you and to comply with all requests and

the agenda set by you." e) FULL BODY MASSAGE VOUCHER: This voucher

entitles you to be pampered with a full, relaxing full body massage at the

time and place of your choosing. Candles, incense, soft music, massage

oils and nimble fingers all included."  Others: A Belly-button lick, foot

massage, neck-massage, scalp-massage (this is very erotic) or whatever you

think your lover may really enjoy. An idea to prompt him or her into

action may be to include a use-by date, say a month ahead. If you don't

have the time or creative ability get some toy money (Toys 'R Us or

Monopoly) and attach a handwritten IOU on the back, so s/he can cash it

in.

4. Something Sensual (For the Romantic):

For Her: Irrespective of the size and shape of the lady, nice lingerie, or

good quality perfume is always appreciated. If your lady is not into those

things, perhaps a small set of earrings, an ankle bracelet or if she is

pierced, new jewellery. Toss in some sexy nail polish in your favourite

shade of RED (remember red is the colour of sex) or some strawberry lip

smackers, which are cheaper alternatives. Scented candles, romance

incense, scented soaps and bath scrubbers are romantic touches to add to

her stocking. For him: Men find after shave always boring, likewise

underwear, but silky sexy boxers are often appreciated. Throw in a

subscription to a sexy magazine. Toss in some nice soap, some bubble bath

(along with the voucher) an electric toothbrush, or one of those small

personal massagers. A beautiful pen set, hand crafted linen paper or note

cards with fine art drawings, or monogrammed notepaper, hand towels, or

handkerchiefs with his initials or nickname is very intimate.

5. Something to Listen to: (Sexy sounds)

Most adults love some form of music. Choose a favourite music artist, or

now may be the time to introduce your lover to something new and

different. If your lover isn't musically inclined, or has enough CDs to

start a radio station, then a sexy alternative is to record an Erotic

Fiction Story (complete with sound effects, and appropriates gasps, moans

and groans) on a cassette tape, but change all the names to yours and his

or hers. Pick the theme or fetish you think will turn them on the most,

maybe tap into a favourite fantasy. They will be thrilled!

6. Something to Stimulate the Brain: (Puzzles & Games)

Not everyone's idea of fun is being romantic, sexy or childish. Many

people like their brains turned on first, after all it is said that the

biggest sex organ is the brain. So if your lover is an intellectual type,

find a few items to stuff in their stocking to stimulate the grey matter.

Sports puzzle balls, puzzle snakes, krazy nails, mini-jigsaws, curly

crosswords, a deck of raunchy cards or other card games, checkers or chess

games are ideas.

7. Something to Read: (Sexy Words)

A magazine subscription (enclose the gift card that says s/he is getting

it). Something interesting like comics, or those mini-books always make

great gifts. There are many erotic and X-rated cartoon comics and many

sexual, sensual and romantic books you can buy. I saw one the other day

called the Joys of Chocolate, complete with a CD. Just perfect for a

stocking stuffer.

8. Something Sexual: (Sexy)

Now is the time to unleash the animal in you! If what you wanted to

include is too big for a stocking, get a voucher. There are hundreds of

little things to put in a stocking available in adult stores. There are

sachets and tubes of all sorts of yummy flavoured lube; chocolate and

honey body paint (yum) black and coloured condoms and fanny ticklers;

cock-rings in jelly, rubber, leather and plastic; nipple clamps, weights,

masks, whips, ticklers, vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, as well as all

sorts of sexy gimmicks, cards, key rings and gadgets.

9. Something desired. (Sexy Wishes)

Now this has to be something memorable. It may relate to a voucher you

give. If your lover hasn't had a break for a long time, or is really

pining for something, plan ahead and pay it off. You can lay-by holidays

now, and pay them off during the year, or pay extra on your credit card

and get your lover something you know will be really memorable - it

doesn't have to be wildly expensive. It could be something as simple as a

limousine drive around the city, a weekend at a health resort, a digital

camera, or tickets to a highly prized baseball of basketball game.

10. Something Daring (Dare to be different):

Buy an adult plush toy. Called a 'Weenie' they are a doll, (with genitals)

that are  9" tall (sitting) and come complete with a swing tag and naughty

character poem. A few examples: On Chubby the Black Bear; "I'm "Chubby"

the bear I'm funky, ultra cool You got a problem, I got the fix With my

fuzzy, big black tool!" another on Beefy the Bull "I'm bullish and horny A

real "Beefy" treat I'll come charging on red With my prime Grade-A meat!."

Include some fake tattoos. These are only temporary and wash off. If you

know your lover has always yearned for one, also include a voucher at a

reputable tattooist. Ensure you check them out first. Include some fake

pierced jewellery or nipple rings (these just clip-on) but look like the

real thing. By the same token, if s/he has always yearned for a piercing,

get a gift voucher from a reputable piercer. If your lover has a yearning

for a car that is out of your financial league, buy a matchbox copy, and

see if you can organise a test-drive of the real thing at a car showroom,

or find out about hiring one for a day. It may not be exactly what he had

in mind, but it may still give him/her a thrill, they will never forget.

Well, I hope you are just bursting with stocking stuffer ideas!

Merry Christmas,

DocHunny

DocHunny

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