“YOUR PICTURES”

(Are they appropriate?)

By
Brandon Tanner

     Posting images on your personal ad is a plus to getting positive response. We all know that, but what kind of photos are you posting? My wife, Loren, and I have done research of hundreds of personal ads above and beyond SA & we’ve seen a trend that is more negative than positive.

     Because of our business (adult video production) we get a ton of responses every day. The majority of pictures, from males, show a close up of their tool. Loren is totally turned off by those images. They mean nothing and the sender won’t get a response.

     Think about what you’re sending. A shot of your dick? Not good, most women couldn’t care less. Show your face & a nice shot of you. Dick-pics don’t usually cut it.

     Some ladies are equally guilty. I’ve seen beaver-shots on personal ads that do nothing for me at all. Another turn-off is, blacked out faces of women using a toy in an out-of-focus shot.

     Garbage!

     Get real! Show yourself in a better light. Why the beaver? Why the dick-shot? Maybe photos like that can be sent after you get to know more about each other, but not up front. Think about it.

     Let’s talk to Loren about how she reacts to male photos.

     LOREN: “I laugh out loud at a picture of a man’s cock. I couldn’t care less what his dick looks like, I’m totally unimpressed.”

     TANNER: “Why is that?”

     LOREN: “A man with a hard on – it has no effect. 

     TANNER: “You’re a Bi-Fem right?”

     LOREN: “Right.”

     TANNER: “What about a beaver-shot of a another Bi-fem?”

     LOREN: “Turn-off! Can’t stand it. I want to see the woman, not her cunt. I already know she has one!”

     TANNER: “How do you want to see her?”

     LOREN: “Nice, I guess … I’ll respond to nice, let the lady show herself in a sexy outfit. Let me see her sipping from a glass of wine. Let me see her sniffing a rose and lying on a soft bed. I want to see her legs and how she looks in nylons and heels. I don’t want to see a tight-shot of her cunt!”

     TANNER: “Again, what advice do you have for men posting pictures?”

     LOREN: “That’s easy. Get the camera off your cock. Focus on you and who you are. Let the ladies see a person, not a dick – we couldn’t care less about that cock of yours!”

     TANNER: “Again, for the women.”

     LOREN: “Once more forget the beaver-shots, they don’t do you justice. Dress sexy, look provocative, and please, show your face.”

     TANNER; “Thanks, Loren, we needed your input.”

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     There it is, you have it, Loren is right on. Think about the pictures you’re posting (male or female). A shot of your dick? Not a good choice. A close up of your cunt? Not a good idea

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