GENTLEMEN – LISTEN UP!

     You cannot respond to an ad, from a lady, on Sexy Ads with an attitude of: let’s get it on – let’s fuck! If you use that tasteless tact you’ve shot yourself in the foot from the get-go! 

Sexy, horny & hot as they may be, the ladies want respect. Don’t attach a picture of your dick either – it’s not a turn-on.

When the woman is ready to get into sex-talk & provocative pictures she’ll let you know.

Am I the authority here? Not by a long shot. However, my wife & partner, Loren, can speak from experience. Those of you who’ve read my previous articles in SAG know that Loren speaks from the heart & soul of a woman of experience.

     When I mentioned the subject of this article to Loren she started spouting off comments that would do men well to heed! Here are a few as she blurted them out before we set up a formal interview:

     Let’s fuck, Baby! “I see that one constantly & it pisses me off!” She shakes her head, red curls bounce off her shoulders. “Know what? Responses like that tag the man as an asshole!”

     She’s mad now and adds, I’m ten inches sweetie & can keep you going for hours! Loren grits her teeth. “I couldn’t care less about the size of their cock – why do they insist on mentioning it?”

     You see gentlemen; many of you are making major errors right up front.

     Loren has calmed down & agreed to an interview.

TANNER: Your face is red.

LOREN: “Yeah – I’m ticked! Just thinking about crude comments from men-on-the-make touches a sore spot. They wouldn’t be so crude if they were trying to impress a woman face-to-face.” Loren softens and smiles. “Remember Kenny, the young man we hired in San Diego?”

TANNER: How could I forget, I thought he might have a crush on you.

     LOREN: “Actually, he did, but his approach is the real point here. Kenny knew from my ad I wanted to have a sexual encounter & tape it on video. When we talked on the phone he was polite & spoke as a gentleman. No sex-talk. He didn’t even hint at it. He complimented me on my pictures and asked if it was okay to send some E-mail. I was floored!”

     TANNER: I know how it turned out, but our readers don’t. What happened later?

     LOREN: “Kenny’s E-mail was always above reproach. He was excited about meeting me and being in a video, but not once did he say; I can’t wait to fuck you and stick it in your ass! God – so many of them do. I love it all & want it all, but there’s a time and place for that kind of talk and the jerks just don’t get it!”

     TANNER: So, Kenny was ahead of the pack from the start. I think our female readers would like to hear how Kenny approached you in person.

     LOREN: “I’ll never forget it.” Loren grins and tosses her hair back. “Kenny appeared at our studio on the day of the shoot. Remember, he was to be a paid performer. He met me on the set with a single rose and a bottle of my favorite wine, which he asked about on the phone. I was impressed, to say the least.”

     TANNER: Kenny won you over by simply being a gentleman.

     LOREN: “Yes, he did and we shot four videos together and I enjoyed every moment of the experience.”

     TANNER: Did Kenny ever get into sex-talk with you?

     LOREN: “Yes, when the time was right … we got into it hot and heavy!”

     TANNER: I guess Kenny would be welcomed back.

     LOREN: “Any time, any day.”

     TANNER: Not every female ad on S/A recruits men for video production; most are women looking for safe and sane sexual encounters. The editors have indicated they lose female clients because a lot of the responses they get are from jackass men. How do you respond to that without insulting anybody?

     LOREN: “I’ll never insult the ladies – the offending men, I don’t care!”

     TANNER: Easy now …

     LOREN: “Women, I advise you to bear-with and wade through the chaff to find the wheat. Your ad is up there for all to see and you can’t avoid the jerks. They’re going to approach you in a crude way and you’ll get ticked off. However, if you place an ad somewhere else, you’ll get the same thing. Your best bet is to stiffen up & don’t respond to any male who isn’t a gentleman.”

     TANNER: What would you say to the males responding to ads?

     LOREN: “May I be frank?”

     TANNER: Absolutely.

     LOREN: “Let me think.” She takes a deep breath. “Think before you respond to an ad with some crude comment. Think! That’s the key. The lady you’re responding to may be a lonely housewife looking for something exciting. She may be a single woman who loves sex. However, in either case, she’s not an object! Don’t treat her as such. When the lady is ready to get down and dirty, she’ll let you know. Be a gentleman up front. Don’t start off as an ass! If you’re looking for a hole, find a knothole in a wood fence. Maybe a goat, or cow in a farmer’s field. Don’t approach us ladies with that in mind!”

     TANNER: I think Loren’s made her point quite clear. Gentlemen, take Loren’s comments to heart the next time you respond to a female ad on S/A.