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"To Pay or Not To Pay"
(the $300 date)
By
Brandon Tanner
I laugh until I ache when men claim they never pay for sex. Of
course you pay. Get real, gents – you pay every time you
“fancy-talk” a lady into a night-on-the-town. Think about
it. Upscale dudes go out and get their hair done ($30.00) have
the car washed ($10.00). Pick up some flowers to impress the
lady ($20.00). How about a nice bottle of wine for later
($20.00). See it adding up? You haven’t picked her up yet and
you’ve already spent $80.00!
You don’t pay for sex? Excuse me, but I rather think you do.
Here you are, eighty-bucks out-of-pocket and you can’t be sure
you’re going to get her in the sack. It’s fifty-fifty – maybe.
What’s next? Make dinner reservations at a nice restaurant.
Prime rib, a couple of excellent steaks, maybe two mixed drinks.
What are we talking about here? Add another $60.00 to the
mounting tab. We’re now at $140.00 and nowhere near the lady’s
apartment or yours.
Paying for sex? You bet your ass you are. At this point you’re
still not sure you’re going to get laid.
Back to the lounge after dinner, she’s not ready to leave yet.
Two more drinks. Add at least $6.00 to the bill. You’re now
$146.00 into a date, which has no guarantee of sex so far.
Your date decides she wants to go dancing for a while. You’re
frustrated, but you go along with her. You take her to a nice
place you know. There’s a $10.00 cover charge. You’re now
$156.00 into a date you hope ends in bed. Nice atmosphere, you
order two drinks, $8.00 – your expense so far is $175.00 and
you’re no where near getting laid.
She’s having fun, two more drinks -- $8.00. Your tab is now
$183.00 for the night and no sign of getting her in bed.
Am I making any kind of point here? I think so.
Basically the cost of having a sexual encounter can vary from
$100.00, $500.00 or more. It all depends on the quality of the
lady (age & looks considered) to what the woman will do during
the encounter. The more a man wants, the higher the cost.
Let’s get Loren in here to curb my irritation with men who don’t
have a clue as to how it really works. Loren, how do you see it
all from a female point of view?
LOREN: “Several of my female friends run personal ads on adult
Websites and then they send selected responses to their own
sites. When the gentleman visits the Website he learns there is
a fee for having an encounter. One of my favorites is a lady who
offers in-call services only.”
TANNER: That seems to be solicitation.
LOREN: "Actually it isn’t. She sells the client an adult video
which she has performed in. The client purchases the tape from
her husband and watches a few scenes without the lady being
present. Once the business is concluded the lady appears
and the entertainment begins.”
TANNER: What does your friend charge for the video?
LOREN: "She gets a reasonable $200.00 for the two-hour tape and
the client has at least a one-hour encounter.”
TANNER: Where is the husband while his wife’s entertaining the
client?
LOREN: "The husband goes to his office or reads a book, whatever
… he doesn’t get involved unless it’s arranged in advance for a
higher tape cost.”
TANNER: Is your lady friend successful?
LOREN: “Very much so. Her husband is the safety factor and she
screens all clients before any encounter is set up. They have to
be D&D free and a condom is required. However, she gets quite a
bit of bad-mail.”
TANNER: By that you mean what?
LOREN: “It goes right along with the focus of this article. The
bad-mail comes from guys who read the ads, get all hot
and bothered and write long letters about all the sexual things
they want to get involved in. Then they get to the Website and
realize there’s a video tape to purchase. All of a sudden my
lady friend becomes less in their opinion and they get nasty.
The bottom line being, I don’t pay for sex! And, as your
article states, they damn-well do pay for sex!”
TANNER: Right on the money! Gentlemen, you do pay for sex.
Like it or not, you pay.
LOREN: “The example you opened the article with is typical of
what a guy goes through to get laid. Yet they don’t really get
it. That’s the part I can’t understand.”
TANNER: For some reason a guy goes through all the hoops and
loops and spends close to $300.00 for a date (give or take a few
bucks) and actually does get in the sack, he thinks he hasn’t
paid for the resulting sex. I call that self-delusion.
LOREN: "I'm laughing out loud here. What if the dude goes for it
all, spends close to $300.00 and doesn’t get laid. The lady says
No, not on the first date. The poor guy has to do it all
over again for a second chance.”
TANNER: That brings us right back to your lady friend. The guy
who makes an arrangement with her will get laid and he
knows up front what it will cost.
LOREN: “Exactly, the men she entertains know what they’re
getting into from the start and they don’t have to do any fancy
foot-work and try to lure her into the bedroom. The
entertainment is a given and it’s understood from the
start.”
TANNER: I’m glad I don’t have to pay anymore.
LOREN: “Sorry, dear, but you do have to pay.”
TANNER: Excuse me …
LOREN: "You want me tonight? I think you do. You’ll have to get
a good bottle of champagne (for later) and take me out for a
select prime rib dinner. All that will cost a few bucks – I’m
not free and never will be.”
TANNER: There you have it guys; there is no such thing as
FREE SEX! You will pay no matter what.
Take care,
Loren & Brandon Tanner
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