| Affectionate . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . Horny
Amusing . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . Watches too much TV
Aging Child . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .Self centered adult. Ample . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .Fat
Assertive . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean
streak.
Attractive . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .Average and conceited
Average . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .Below Average
Chatty . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .Never shuts up.
Cute . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .Ugly
Dynamic . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .Pushy Excited About Life's Journey .
. . . . .No concept of reality
Fat and Sassy . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .Large and
loudmouthed.
Financially secure (I am) . . .
. . . . . Has a job. Financially secure (you are) .
. . . . . .Rich
Freedom loving . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .Undependable.
Free Spirited . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . Crazy and
irresponsible.
High Spirited . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . Crazy, and throws things. Huggable . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .Large Humorous . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . Never shuts up Independent Thinker . . . . . .
. . . . . . Crazy Irreverent . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .Swears like a sailor
Looking for Mr./Ms Right . . . .
. . . . . Looking for Mr/Ms
Rich.
Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive.
Non Drinker. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . Just finished the
12 step program.
Passionate . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.
Petite (I am) . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . Short.
Petite (you are) . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .Size 2.
Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and
boring.
Relaxed. . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . Lazy Romantic . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .Horny Self Employed . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .Unemployed Slender . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .Skinny Social Drinker . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . Boozer Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . Too shy to leave the room alone Svelte . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .Anorexic
Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . ..Lacking basic social
skills. Unpredictable . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . Not taking necessary medication Very Human . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .Ugly as a mud fence Young at Heart . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .Over 40
Youthful . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .Over 50 and in major
denial.
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